Sunday, April 22, 2007

22nd April, 2007 Alana Sugar




I have been watching The Apprentice and am now going to join the Alan Sugar School of Management. Accordingly I can report that my global enterprise made a profit in 2006/2007 for the first time (may have to go public soon) and that Petra reached the height of her international career today by completing the Rockbourne Charity Ride. I almost joined the Gordon Ramsay School of Management last Tuesday when a horse went completely berserk with me when it got bitten by the first of these year's crab flies. (Who invented those?)