The Kudu in my Bird Bath

 If I ever have the opportunity, I hope my next book will be called "A Kudu in My Bird Bath." The elegant, elegant creatures are capable of silently ballet dancing their way around the garden, leaving a trail of destruction, plucking optimistic drought resistant plants from the ground.

Closing in on this exquisite creature, it becomes very clear...

...they are the animal equivalent of a fly paper.

Off to see what she can eat next.